Fergie’s Ass Makes A Triumphant Comeback

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After a nearly 10 year retirement Fergie’s ass makes its triumphant return to pop music in the behind-the-scenes photo above.


As you can see in the preview video clip above, Fergie plans on riding her round rump back to pop superstardom. This is of course preferable to her previous strategy of using those annoying “Black Eyed Peas” nig nogs that she was always hanging out with.

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Yes Fergie clearly still has what it takes to be a pop star in the hopelessly depraved infidel West. It is just a shame that her humps and lady lumps were never put to good use by a virile Muslim man… Because “Imma Be” honest that “I Gotta Feeling” that if Fergie would “Meet Me Halfway” I’d “Pump It” inside of her… Until of course I got tired of her then it would be “Boom Boom Pow”!

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So let us welcome this man-faced hag with a remarkably taut tush back into the spotlight. Hopefully Fergie doesn’t piss herself onstage again amidst all this excitement.