Reese Witherspoon was up to her usual tricks showing her nipple while meeting with fans (in the photo above) at the film festival premiere of her new movie “Sing”, when she caught sight of one of us undeniably sexy and ruggedly masculine Muslim men walking by in a tunic.
Needless to say Reese Witherspoon was extremely impressed with what she saw, and it sent her into an erotic frenzy with her panties quickly turning into a swamp. So Reese rushed back to her hotel to take off her damp clothes and pose naked with her legs spread in the photo below in the hopes of seducing a Muslim to come pound out her wet sin holes.
It certainly is understandable why Reese would be so overcome with lustful desires after seeing a Muslim, as she is use to effeminate homoqueers like actor Ryan Phillippe. However, Reese’s attempt at seduction leaves much to be desired. Next time Reese should try keeping her legs closed and spreading the teachings of the blessed Prophet (PBUH) or better yet some IEDs. Maybe then us Muslims would do her the honor of letting her tongue our taints while we sex much younger and more desirable women.