We are now on to day two of Jessica Alba’s annual Spring Break bikni beach slut fest (day one can be seen here), and as you can see in the photos below Jessica is starting to get her world famous ass into the action.
It is only a matter of time now before Jessica Alba is photographed crawling around in the sand on all fours with her tight round booty sticking up in the air in her signature posture. Obviously Jessica performs this depraved act every year in the hope that she can entice a virile Muslim man to vigorously sodomize her anus.
Unfortunately for Jessica she will once again end her Spring Break severely disappointed as no self-respecting Muslim would ever do her the honor of pounding her rectum so long as she partakes in such brazen displays of immorality. Jessica’s only option is to simulate the Spring Break mighty Muslim butt banging she so desperately desires by shoving that oar up her poop chute paddle end first all the way to the handle.