Sports Illustrated just released their 2016 Swimsuit Issue, and it is perhaps the largest collection of nude and nearly nude models and female sports stars ever assembled.
Below are our picks for the top 20 hottest women from the 2016 SI Swimsuit issue…. For who better then us virile Muslims to sort through this epic compilation of celebrity skin, since we have vigorously penetrated every orifice on these women during their stints in Middle Eastern harems, and will one day experience women of this caliber again as virgins upon entering martyr’s paradise.
#20 Lindsey Vonn
First up we have US gold metal skier and mudshark whore for golfer Tiger Woods, Lindsey Vonn showing off her sturdy, but irreparably tainted frame in body paint.
#19 Chrissy Teigen
Next we have another no good coal burner in model and R&B singer John Legend’s wife, Chrissy Teigen. Honestly Chrissy’s photos would not have even made our top 20 list if it wasn’t for that fine looking specimen of a donkey.
#18 Bo Krsmanovic
Eastern European model Bo Krsmanovic is up next. Bo has a top notch ass, but she appears to be a bit wonky-eyed from taking one too many cocks up it.
#17 Lily Aldridge
Moving along, here we have model Lily Aldridge. She is a bit mousy faced and does not have the best tits or ass we are about to bear witness to.
#16 Caroline Wozniacki
Tennis star Caroline Wozniacki shows off her athletic frame while nearly nude in body paint. Certainly with a body like this Caroline would look hotter with a yolk around her neck while hooked up to a plow.
#15 Erin Heatherton
At first I thought that it was thick pubic hair covering Erin Heatherton’s sinful sex organs in these photos. On closer inspection it turned out to be seaweed. Rest assured Erin earned herself a fatwa for getting my hopes up.
#14 Sofia Resing
Sofia Resing is up next with special celebrity guest star Lamar Odom.
#13 Barbara Palvin
Lucky number 13 is first time SI swimsuit model Barbara Palvin. Which coincidentally is the number of cocks Barbara had to suck to get in this issue.
#12 Kate Bock
Kate Bock’s last name rhymes with rock. Which is kind of funny because one day us Muslims will stone her for these sinful photos.
#11 Daniela Lopez Osorio
Rounding out our first half is Daniela Lopez Osorio, who is actually an alternate in this year’s issue. Leave it to a lazy Mexican to not finish the job, and get herself into the main issue.