17-year-old former Disney star Bella Thorne shakes her teen booty while in tight white short shorts in the GIF above.
With this booty shaking GIF, Bella is clearly trying to advertise her fitness to us virile Muslim men. Unfortunately for Bella, even if us Muslims forgive the fact that she is well past her prime breeding years, her ass (though admirably shaped for a girl of her slender frame) would never be able to properly pull the plow.
Further inspection of Bella’s butt in a tight white jumpsuit at the premiere of “Horrible Bosses 2” in the photo above, solidifies the point that Bella is ill-suited for intense manual labor, and is thus a completely useless woman. Bella should just do the world a favor and stop trying to prostitute her ass at once, and put on a martyr vest and call it day. Her best years are clearly behind her, and her behind does nothing to change that fact.