Emma Watson tries to tan her freakishly pale taut British body by going topless at a park.
Leave it to a brazen slut like Emma Watson to see nothing wrong with flaunting her exposed sex organs in public. Trust me when I tell you that parents get pretty upset when you subtlety touch yourself beneath your tunic at a park, so I can only imagine how furious they were at Emma for going topless.
Yes thanks to Emma Watson’s topless display at the park, parents are going to have answer difficult questions from their inquisitive children like “why is that boy not wearing a shirt?” and “now that I’ve seen such offensive tiny tits, does a loving God even exist?”. Kids certainly do say the darndest things.