Emily Ratajkowski performs her obligatory breast flash while modeling lingerie in the photos below.
The idea that a woman looks sexier with clothes on instead of naked is certainly one us Muslims support. Of course instead of skimpy strips of sheer lace, we prefer our women’s intimate garments to cover the majority of their bodies and be made of coarse burlap.
Yes Emily Ratajkowski’s lingerie is certainly not halal. Emily must strip out of it immediately and take her punishment of a vicious tongue lashing to her nipples by yours truly, or she’ll face the wrath of Islam in the form of a sternly worded fatwa.