Zooey Deschanel Poses Completely Topless

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Quirky actress, hipster icon, and “New Girl” star Zooey Deschanel appears to pose completely topless in the photo above.

Hipster chicks like Zooey Deschanel may think it is “cool” and “totally retro” for women to roam around with their titties hanging out while foraging for berries like hunter-gatherers, but we live in civilized times.

With the coming of civilization (the highest form being a holy Islamic theocracy governed by Sharia law) women’s breasts were hidden away for they are sinful and offensive. However, now that the West has become a cesspool of degradation, sluts like Zooey Deschanel are able to attack the very foundation of civilized society with their blasphemous boobies.