Busty model Kate Upton offends Islam in the video above by cutting open her shirt only to have the video freeze right before her titties are released.
If there is one thing us Muslims can not stand it is to be playfully teased by a woman. Kate Upton has earned herself a strongly worded fatwa, and will one day have to answer for this video in Sharia court.
However, that is the least of Kate Upton’s problems right now because if a hungry Muslim baby sees this video he will surely fly into a rage, track down Kate Upton, slap the hell out of her, and then suck her tits dry for being taunted like this. Kids will be kids after all.