Look at this picture of Megan Fox’s tight little ass. Have you ever seen anything so grotesque?
That perfect oval of a butt protruding from Megan Fox’s back is an abomination to nature. Notice how Megan’s ass appears to defy the laws of gravity as it stays tight and firm. A proper Allah fearing butt knows better than to mock an elemental force like that, so it humbly sags and flairs out as a sign of respect.
Megan Fox’s ass is an immodest affront to Allah and I demand that she put it away immediately less I be forced to issue a fatwa against it.