No longer satisfied just swallowing Jay-Z and the occasional drifter, Beyonce’s enormous ass decided to suck down her bikini bottoms.
Scientists estimate that at the current rate of growth Beyonce’s butt could soon be the size of Texas.
“I’ve never seen anything like it” says Prof Jim Michaels of the University of Toledo. “The fact that it maintains its shape at that size is what is particularly disturbing. Usually asses that get that big tend to flair out and sag. Beyonce’s behind shows no signs of that.”
Prof Michaels lab assistant Ronald Jenkins then chimed in adding, “Mmmm hell yeah!”