Jon Gosselin’s New Girlfriend


Jon Gosselin was vacationing with his new girlfriend Hailey Glassman in St Tropez this weekend.

When asked about their budding relationship the new couple were quite candid about what attracted them to each other.

“What attracted me to Hailey was her great heart. I mean I can talk to her about pretty much anything. Oh and her body was not horribly disfigured by birthing 8 children” said Jon.

“My attraction to Jon was purely physical at first” admits Hailey. “I have a thing for slanty-eyed guys with hair plugs who wear douchebag Ed Hardy shirts. But as I’ve gotten to get to know him, I find his spineless passive agressive personality sexy as hell.”